Behind You

modernkimono:

Chrome can get you home

No, no, no, and no. This would be a Honda Fury… I’ll admit it’s a good looking bike, but if you’re going to ride a huge penis extension, for the sake of the Baby Jesus, please park your ass on some authentic class (that’d be a Harley, kids). And no, chrome won’t get you home, but it will get you laid.

This may come as a surprise to some, but there was a time when Harley was a motorcycle manufacturer, not a purveyor of lifestyle accessories. This fellow opted for a particularly stylish way to dismount mid hill climb.

(Source: templeoftheblacksun)